Jayson Werth is apparently more awesome than his over-productive 2009.
“That rug really tied the room together.”
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Jayson Werth is apparently more awesome than his over-productive 2009.
“That rug really tied the room together.”
Filed under: Author: Thaddeus Ballpheasant | Tagged: Coen Brothers, Jayson Werth, The Big Lebowski, The Dude | Leave a comment »
As my inaugural post to All Swings Considered, I’d like to mention my least favorite swing in baseball: Jayson Werth. It comes in two varieties.
Note: it is important, in both swings, to puff your cheeks out like Louie Armstrong.
Dads (or moms!), don’t teach your son to hit like this man. If you see your son pantomiming Werth’s swing, take away his dessert and make him watch Albert Pujols in slow motion until he understands.
No! ----- Yes!
If Werth homers to right-center off Sabathia this World Series, I’ll throw my lager in excitement and frustration.
Filed under: Author: nmirra | Tagged: Jayson Werth, phillies, World Series | 1 Comment »
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