And the award for most bizarre offseason development goes to…

Sammy Sosa for turning… white?

According to Sosa (by way of ESPN), facial cosmetic cream has lightened his skin. Whether White Sosa is here to stay or not, I’m just happy to have any Sosa back in my life. What ever happened to that guy anyway? What? Oh. Yeah…

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Thank God for the New York Times

By now, most people following the buildup to Game One tomorrow night have seen the NY Post’s front page this morning (and no, I’m not talking about this one). Was the “Victorino in a skirt” thing funny? A bit. Not one of the Post’s better headlines in my humble opinion, but not every NY Post [...]

Uhhh

Yeah so…we haven’t updated in forever. A couple things have happened. However, most recently they include: me going to opening day, me and my buddy walking out with fifteen (!) 2008 pennants when its supposed to be one per patron (I gotta hold it down for my homies), the Phillies going Ike Turner [...]

It’s Now Official

Raising illiteracy awareness

In Defense of Uncle Chuck

As players and managers prepare sleeplessly for the Grape Fruit League, the Phillies find themselves facing legitimate expectations. In order to meet these lofty goals, bean-counting management has again provided Charlie Manuel with a patchwork lineup.
Expecting more than five innings out of either Jamie Moyer or Kyle Kendrick is wishful thinking. And as for the [...]